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Monday, September 29, 2008

O.o hehehe! Its like 29th of september already, EOY is starting on 2nd october, time really flies.:) Enough about all these, making me stress! The main motive than i wanna blog about its because today was an exceptional fun day. First time i realized monday was a very fun day!

The fun started in the morning, where everybody was chatting about the Singapore GP, we started talking about the funny parts of it, like when MASSA took the petrol pipe with him LOL, and the ferrari crew went chasing him after about 1 minute, certainly was funny! Than it was about the SAFETY CAR, it made all the other F1 cars lag behind! IF not for the safety car, raikkonen would have won:) Because of the safety car, massa dropped from 1st to 18th, raikkonen dropped from 3rd to 13th. actually i was very disappointed, RAIKKONEN DIDNT WIN, and he didnt earn points because he banged the wall at the last 4 laps!

That was not all, we started talking about hamilton, HAHA! i dont realy like him, not sure why. And myron started saying he has a voice of obama! and i said HE LOOKS LIKE OBAMA LOL!
Then we started talking about teams int he F1, obviously all our attention will go to FORCE INDIA, myron's favourite F1 team LOL, the best part was, zhen yu said " why wasnt there force mumbai" that was seriously FUNNY!, With zhen yu around, everyday will definitely be a fun day, certainly!

The fun havent stoped yet! After that was ART lesson, it was like 1 of the best lessons to waste time and have fun! As usual brendan made some erotic noises! And shouting VAGINA! is his trademark! DAMN FUNNY LA, than the teacher say i rather u say cb than vagina LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Than brendan started bombarding her with sex questions " got do before or not, Got see penis b4 or not? teacher's expression was amusing, everybody was having fun, than she told us stories in JC, where they did silly things, certainly was a fantastic day in school today except for endang and wang jian's periods. I doubt i left out anything!

Last but not least, GUYS study hard!:):):):):):):):)!
AND ZHEN YU ROCKS LOL, he can make sth not funny into sth funny within a second LOL, thats interesting:)

Didnt talk to you today, felt weird, really weird, study first, next time than talk! Work Hard!:)

it's 12:07 AM now

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Hey people, been busy for the past few days, Exams are coming in like, 8 days time, and i think i'm still behind time. Come on guys do your best, its already the last stop, after that we can have a chalet and play like crazy monkeys. But i'm still stuck in geography and science:(

I'm sad yet happy, because of 2 different things, sad because Parry is going to be made into a hostel for foreign people? And why Parry must be closed down, it has such a nice environment to study, nice teachers, besides you can find friends that you can rely on for life. I'm happy because of something, a secret! :)

I think i know why already, i felt comfortable with you, talking to you was fun. Perhaps, i thought you were like her, but it didnt turned out to be so. Everybody got their own kinda style, and i know you've yours. I actually forgotten you for awhile, but images of you just keep on floating in my mind, whenever i'm bored, its just like DING!:)

IF you ask me to choose from her and you, i'd still choose you:) LOL

it's 1:02 AM now

Friday, September 19, 2008

Hey Hey, This few days been bad days. My knee hurts like hell, and i went to see a doctor, and he said, strained ligament, luckily didnt tear, THANK god, that was like the best thing that happened to me in the few days. Next day, My phone was pronounced dead, even the top surgeons in 28a phillips avenue could not save it. haiz. Than yesterday, my computer suddenly couldnt work, i dont know why. its like all of a sudden after wx dling things than cant use. wtf man. i feel depressed now, if i dont have my computer, what am i supposed to do, even after exams, my comp cant work, than how LOL. Oh ya, theres something else, i failed haircheck twice, first was because of sideburn, than i cut. secondly, was because of the back hair, and it got cut by ms tan, it looks weird. zzz.

Whats the date today? 20th september? 12 more days to EOY.

I just want to tell you people, cmon its already the last stop, dont give up, put more fuel in, use up everything u got in your tank, after the exams you can rest for so long and recharge your tanks with so much you can ever wish for, if you stop working hard now, why work hard for the past 3 terms when we done so well together. Cmon guys, work hard for your aims, triple double science.

Time really flies, i was posted to 2-7 in january, at first i didnt know anybody at all, than now its september, and the term's going to an end, and the class is going to split. lols.

Manchester United Vs Chelsea on Sunday, forgot whats the time.
I predict the score will be 2-1 to manchester united.

COME ON GUYS, WORK HARD YOU CHAO MUGGERS

it's 11:49 PM now

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I'm Bored, yet Scared. Scared its because of the upcoming exams, and bored its because of mugging only.

Well, i just realized school its sorta fun when you have the right kinda friends with you. During lessons, me and kh play summer games, survival and we both reached round 9, but we lost in the javelin. Today we reached round 9 again and fell to the javelin stage again, What a pity! It was seriously damn exciting, you feel the adrenaline rush in your body, you can feel the pressure. I was like thinking, Why cant i beat the round 9 javelin? its like so easy, i threw 109m in round 1, why cant i do it in round 9? peer pressure? LOL

Next thing, my knee is killing me, went to the doctor today, he said its gota do with my ligaments. my knee its like hurting with every step i walk.

I wanna mug, i wanna do well, but i dont have the strength to focus so long. Someone help me?:)

it's 12:37 AM now

Saturday, September 13, 2008

NO MOOD, CAUSE MAN U LOST

it's 8:20 PM now

Friday, September 12, 2008

Ahhh!, Later i'll post some of my dear cousin pictures, bet she'll be satisfied.

Well, today , THERES THE SHOWDOWN, liverpool vs Manchester United. With United's depth, and strength, i'll think its a win for Manchester United. So come on guys, show chelsea what you're made of. After that, theres chelsea and manchester city. What a day!:)

I'm not feeling in the best of mood these few days, i'm not sure why, i feel damn stressed.
I'm worried each day, all i can do is just let time pass. I'm beginning to feel, that everything is so difficult right now. I'm afraid. Enough about this

Yesterday, was my oral test. My topic was whether parents should be responsible when their children commit crimes. HAHA, my teacher was mr ang. He looks nice, seriously i was damn nervous, my heart was pounding so vigorously. He even asked me whether i was uncomfortable, LOL. But in the end, i successfully delivered my speech! I was so glad. But for the rest of the subjects i'm seriously worried.

Than there was training, We had test throws. And i threw like some fucking sissy. Perhaps i have not done run up for quite some time, the furthest i threw was with a 5 step run up.

Haiz, my days are getting more and more boring, i just need some excitement in my life.
My routine each day is the same. its either training, or tution, or remedials. I really dont understand catholic high sometimes, why must they make life so difficult for us, students.
I think i know why i feel so stressed, because i dont want to lose out. Catholic High its like competitive. I think if i was in a neighbourhood school, i would have enjoyed myself more, i think in each of our minds, we'll just be feeling, i cant lose out. that what makes catholic high a boring place, competition. I cant regret now, i just have to push myself all out for the last term. Besides, catholic high people, they're a selfish type of people, for eg, when you have the compo question, and its counted in SA, they wouldnt tell you, not even a hint, thats how cunning those people are.
I can bet if i was in parry, and if i know the compo question, i definitely go around telling everybody.

In Parry, i love to go school, i felt relaxed each day, not sure why, unlike in catholic high. Each day, i'm just thinking i'm GOING TO SCHOOL AND MEET MY FRIENDS. I seriously enjoyed school. Best moment in my life. Probably, not many will understand what i'm currently thinking but, it doesnt matter















GRANDMA!











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colour DIFF between me and deb

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Monday, September 08, 2008
















carrying yoon with 1 hand muahaha




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SAMUEL

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Cant stand these 2 pictures, so funny although it was so long ago, around last year

it's 3:26 AM now

Saturday, September 06, 2008

I feel drained. I feel afraid. There are so many undone things in my mind, mind you, its all about work. I'm in a loss. This term is seriously too draining, all my energy, my passion for studying, is all but lost. Now 1 week of holidays is coming to an end. I seriously dont understand why there is only 1 week of holidays, when exams are ending in early october and school is ending in late october. why cant they give us more rest? Holidays doesnt feel like holidays, each day i have to go back to school, what different is it from school days?

Each day, i think of the dire consequences, and i get afraid. How can i overcome all these difficulties? I want to work hard for term 4, i want to get good results, but how when im drained out and i have teachers that cant teach. Everybody has this stero typed idea, Catholic High branded school blah blah blah = fantastic teachers and education. But you people are so wrong, i'm not gonna talk about the teachers, it just pisses me off. Everytime i go school, i sit down and listen to the teachers, but actually i'm not, im thinking of other stuff, projects, homeworks. I cant be bothered with them, even if i listen i dont understand, minority of the teachers in cat high are good, fortunately i have 1 out of 5. and that is mr julian teo:)

I dont understand some things, why do have such lame things such as carpedium, appreciation of chinese culture, and malay? what does it do? i think its a waste of time. Argh, i just dont know how to explain to you people. i rather use that time for self study instead? Actually homework, and revising is not the main problem, its projects, when you have a group of fucking assholes in your team, your project can never seem to be done.

it's 10:18 PM now

Thursday, September 04, 2008

I CAN FLY

Languid; Lethargic; Pooped; Prostrate; Somnolent; Soporific; Tuckered out.

I am incredulously worn out from having to ambulate from place to place. Although the going may be tough at the moment, I am holding it out because she is always at the back of my mind. She is my motivation, stimulus, impetus, incitement! Without her, I'll be narcotic.

Now, would a succor fill the vacuum in my heart?

it's 10:30 PM now

I'm getting sorta tumultuous with this question, cant really interpret it.

Which of the following cannot be found in a human plasma?
1) food
2) water
3) cant remember
4) none of the above

I know the answer but, i'm sorta perplexed about it. Can anyone explain it to me?

it's 9:36 PM now

Today's just a prodigious day!

It was like one of the most mirthful day of my life! Seeing you guys had so much fun, was certainly pleasing to my heart and eyes. I wonder when can we do it again, just like today? Another unutterable feeling! Cya next time dudes:) take care:)

Am i really that bootless? i'm hesitant, years passed, days pass, nothing changed. I dont want myself to suffer such paroxysm anymore. Should i relinquish, perhaps i should.

it's 6:36 AM now

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMON, MAKE LEMONADE
Her response derogated and came to me as an aspersion. Am I that execrable a person? Your words are causing my head to swell. I have never felt such torpidity. Should I relinquish? I'm gonna boot that thought from my mind. My brain is spewing not only with Biology Chapter 6, but also her.

I'm in the prime of my salad days, but I am languishing in my own world. Maybe I'm just bootless, therefore causing this to happen. How should I stop this preoccupation? Perhaps it's just a chimera. I just hope that she is salubrious.

My cousins are egoistic, narcissistic and absolutely in a world of their own.

Deborah, the apple of everyone's eyes, takes centre stage each time she appears on the boulevard. She's living in a malediction, one which causes so many people to turn their heads to look at her, and fall for her and yearn to cradle her in their arms. Everyone is repleted with her and she is potentated to control every person's thoughts, causing them to waiver whenever she wants. Yet, she is a patrician, for noble heart gives and takes like how your shit can fall out of your asshole.

Jonathan, yet another raconteur.
In his eyes, he has a dashing mien. Perhaps he's egoistic, or people think he is absolutely revolting and retarded, but to me, he is the sun in my world. He brings me warmth, love and tender-loving care. Time after time, many girls dream of pouncing into his cradle of love, and died to have a part in his ventricles/atriums, giving him the evanescence of life, blood. Many others attempted to interpolate our everlasting relationship, but his capacious heart was bursting with our memories.

To end off, i just dont feel too well after posting!

it's 12:41 AM now

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

To me, everything's comestible, a repast. Homework is perdurable, I have the urge to billingsgate once I see one of my most hated teacher. Yet, I hold my words back as they are the very ones who make me the paladin I am. It was they who transformed me into my genial self. It is not ostensible, it is palpable.

Xenophobia overwhelms me each time I look into your tender-loving eyes. Triskaidekaphobia comes to me each time I look at my Math homework. This is why I am a hobnob to an asshole. I feel extremely desolate and absolutely disconsolate. Your love is an exigency, I demand your love, I can't wait for your love to shower on me, just like how meteor showers adorn the sky. In essence, I yearn and pine for you.

My family is egregious, transcendant and displays preponderance. I am enamoured to my family. They are absolutely wonderful and have shown unwavering abetment, adminicle, alimentation, corroboration in my quest for perfection being the perfectionist I have always been. I strive not to come on second, I strive to be the primordial, pristine, the premier and wont settle for anything less.

Me and you together forever and never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart. Love you =)


This post is not meant to be understood

it's 1:02 AM now