HEYO:) i want to post something i've got from deb.

Phua Chu Kang with his 1234567890
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.This is what he came up with......

"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I rununtil I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 tothrow at him.Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss andsay I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. Healso ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2him but I dont know what he 1".


Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
> Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
> Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
> Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this > > urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. know Wan got injured and now know Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
> Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
> Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
> Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
> Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is know Buddy.
>Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about your uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
> Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of your aunt screws everybody and > > i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
> Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is your sis! Why in gods name u think I do!?Toot....Toot....Toot.................


HAHA:) nice jokes though especially the phua chu kang;)


During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad.

That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.

The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.

Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape.

Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right."
Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready..."
"Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself
"Aim..."
"Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO
Judge: ?????????!!!!


Back to my speech:) SIAN on weekends, but neither do i wanna go school.:( its boring and i am always hoping to receive a surprise sms from someone, but i never had it, false hope perhaps..
Yesterday was suppose to go for supper with the fats, but wass sick. I really felt damn weak, i mean seriously, its like i have no strength at all. Besides, i think i have a really bad knee and back problem. My knee's been hurting since many weeks ago, and after using the kneeguard it was feeling quite ok, but now w/o the guard, my knee feels weak and pain. over reliant perhaps.. And my back aint helping me at all. dont know how i hurt it, but its excruciating pain can be felt when i'm doing circuit.Haiz...

Every night b4 i sleep, i pray to god, and only pray for 3 wishes. Hopefully it can come true, not sure though. I'm feeling troubled these few days, not sure why. i read the past smses(3 only) she sent, and i felt an undescribable feeling, its like shes been so nice in the past, but now its like totally different, i miss the past, definitely. I miss the times, when i was bored i smsed her, when she was she smsed me, shared with me about her life vice verse. i was really very interested in knowing her more, sharing with her my happy times, troubled times. i did share some in the past, hobbies, all those and when i gotten good results in sec 1 i always told her and i really felt happy. She told me what she liked, i told her what i liked, and seriously it was very interesting. Before exams, she has only 1 word to tell me, GANBATTE (spelling?) motivating me:). Every day, w/o fail, i will sms her at least once or twice. And whenever i receive the reply back, i feel very enthusiastic, and in class (normally slacking) i'll feel damn motivated Definitely, there are much more things but it cant be describe on blogs, paper. Its all in the mind, heart.
WEll, that was in the past.

Gradually, in sec 2, smses were between us were decreasing, and soon there was no contact at all. Its just like a total POOF! God, can you give me a time machine? i want to go back to the past where i had my happy times with her. I know its aint possible. THe only thing i can do now is to make the future look like the past. I'm trying but to no avail. Seriously i will forgo anything just to go back the those times or make the future look like the past, my nationals 9th position
(achievement), anything that i treasured. Even if she just send 1 sms everyday, i am already contented. I want to tell her how i feel but i never had a chance to tell her. I just cant describe how much i wanna return to the past. but still SHES THE BEST! Ending of with: why do i have to climb one thousand mountains to get to you but you just smile to get to me?:)

Long 2 paragraphs:) i took 27minutes from now to write this.

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